TOTUS FAINTS RUSHED TO BETHESDA NAVAL HOSPITAL FOR EMERGENCY PROCEDURE

 

July 13, 2009

TOTUS IS OK, I REPEAT TOTUS IS OK, but when I heard the thump, screech and clang of TOTUS hitting the ground during POTUS speech today, I must admit I was worried.  I know V.P. Biden's Teleprompter was waiting in the wings to assume the duty of TOTUS, I am glad TOTUS is here and ready to assume his presidential duties as TOTUS.

Here is a recap of the minute by minute TOTUS Emergency, notice POTUS fails to aid TOTUS  Courtesy of FISHBOWL DC:

You know how he loves those teleprompters. CBS' Mark Knoller tweets about a mishap with President Obama's telepromtor at an event today: Obama Oops of the Day: As he's delivering speech to urban officials, one of his TelePrompTer screens falls off its stand with a loud clang. about 2 hours ago from web Obama had to deliver the rest of his remarks mostly looking right - at the one remaining TelePrompTer screen. about 2 hours ago from web the TelePrompTer screen actually broke into a number of pieces when it hit the floor. no injuries, except WH communications agency's pride. about 2 hours ago from web The plunge of the TelePrompTer screen confirmed the presence of gravity in the Eisenhower Executive Office Bldg adjacent to the WH. about 1 hour ago from web >>MORE: Video, courtsey of Politico. We must say... Obama is smooth. A casual "sorry about that" and he just forged on, reading just from his right.

-LEX REX