EXCLUSIVE
Honolulu, HI, December 24, 2008 via a secure phone line, Barack Hussein Obama extends his Christmas greeting via one man's humble blog, "THE INVISIBLE HAND . . ."
MERRY CHRISTMAS & MELE KALIKIMAKA
December 25, 2008
As I was wrapping my last Christmas gift this cold morning in Kansas, my cell phone rang. I answered and the person on the other line said, "this is uh (pause) Barack Obama," "I answered, yea and I am Santa Claus" (well there is some truth to that). "No, pause, uh, uh, I am the President-elect, uh Barack Obama."
I did not want to hang-up on the poor fellow, so I asked him a question, "If you are Barack where were you born?' "Well, uh, uh, it's a long story but, uh, uh, Kenya, no I mean Hawaii." Ok, that is a good answer, so I asked another question, "your mom was from Kansas and when she lived in Hawaii, she would always get a lunch plate special of this type of meat?" Only the true Barack would know this answer. "That uh, uh, is easy, (pause), uh, spam with a little bacon." "I am enjoying some spam right uh, uh now."
At that point, I knew, I was talking to thee one and only 2008 Time Man of the year, Mr. Obama sixpack, President-elect, Joe Cool, and Barack Hussein Obama. I asked Barack, why are you calling me? "Well, uh, uh, I loved your Obama Smokes Story, it was spot on, and then the Hallelujah Christmas #1 & #2 the song that saved 2008 article, blew me uh, uh, away." "I love that song, (pause) uhm, I prefer Alexandra Burke's uh, uh, version." "
Thanks for the complement Mr. Obama, what can I do for you? I never thought those words would come out of my mouth." Mr. Barack, answered, "I want you to be my voice, uh, uh, and tell everyone, I am coming, and wish them a Happy Holidays and a very uh, uh Merry Christmas." "As, we say in Hawaii Mele Kalikimaka." I told the President-elect , that "I would be honored."
The Invisible Hand . . . relays this important message from Barack Hussein Obama, "I am coming, MERRY CHRISTMAS & MELE KALIKIMAKA." Here by special request, by Joe Cool Times Man of the Year, the Christmas #1 from 1978, BONEY M MARY'S BOY CHILD/OH MY LORD:
-LEX REX
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