In 1644 Rev. Samuel Rutherford published LEX, REX, The Law & the Prince to demonstrate that the natural law is above the King, Some 364 years later The Invisible Hand Blog is born after a historic election a Reagan Conservative born in the 60's molded in the Reagan years begins this blog to demonstrate the God given Unalienable rights given to every person by God. God bless the truth and let the truth be raised.
President Obama's half brother George Obama was arrested in Kenya for possession of illegal drugs, more specifically marijuana, the UK Telegraph reports. To bad George Obama was not arrested in the United States, then his Big-Bro the President could pardon his half-bro, by George.
You know President Obama probably would not even do that for his brother, even though they share the same father. You see George Obama's life has not been as fruitful as his older brother. George never knew his father, because he was only six months old when Barack Sr. died in the auto accident.
President Obama's young half-sibling was in the headlines last year after it was revealed that he was living in a corrugated iron shack in a sprawling slum as his brother ran for the most powerful job in the world. So, I kind of feel sorry for George. I too had older brothers, myself being the youngest son and having three older brothers, I wanted to be like them. I think George wanted to be like Barry Obama, maybe this is the reason for the trouble he is in at this very moment. Barack Obama early in the campaign admitted to inhaling on many occasions, he probably smoked a few with his younger brother in the slums of Nairobi Kenya. So, I can see little ol' George wanting to be cool like his older brother and smoke some weed. Oh, by the way The White House has NO COMMENT . . . so I will give you Obama inhaling frequently.
Honolulu, HI, December 24, 2008 via a secure phone line, Barack Hussein Obama extends his Christmas greeting via one man's humble blog, "THE INVISIBLE HAND . . ."
MERRY CHRISTMAS & MELE KALIKIMAKA
December 25, 2008
As I was wrapping my last Christmas gift this cold morning in Kansas, my cell phone rang. I answered and the person on the other line said, "this is uh (pause) Barack Obama," "I answered, yea and I am Santa Claus" (well there is some truth to that). "No, pause, uh, uh, I am the President-elect, uh Barack Obama."
I did not want to hang-up on the poor fellow, so I asked him a question, "If you are Barack where were you born?' "Well, uh, uh, it's a long story but, uh, uh, Kenya, no I mean Hawaii." Ok, that is a good answer, so I asked another question, "your mom was from Kansas and when she lived in Hawaii, she would always get a lunch plate special of this type of meat?" Only the true Barack would know this answer. "That uh, uh, is easy, (pause), uh, spam with a little bacon." "I am enjoying some spam right uh, uh now."
At that point, I knew, I was talking to thee one and only 2008 Time Man of the year, Mr. Obama sixpack, President-elect, Joe Cool, and Barack Hussein Obama. I asked Barack, why are you calling me? "Well, uh, uh, I loved your Obama Smokes Story, it was spot on, and then the Hallelujah Christmas #1 & #2 the song that saved 2008 article, blew me uh, uh, away." "I love that song, (pause) uhm, I prefer Alexandra Burke's uh, uh, version." "
Thanks for the complement Mr. Obama, what can I do for you? I never thought those words would come out of my mouth." Mr. Barack, answered, "I want you to be my voice, uh, uh, and tell everyone, I am coming, and wish them a Happy Holidays and a very uh, uh Merry Christmas." "As, we say in Hawaii Mele Kalikimaka." I told the President-elect , that "I would be honored."
The Invisible Hand . . . relays this important message from Barack Hussein Obama, "I am coming, MERRY CHRISTMAS & MELE KALIKIMAKA." Here by special request, by Joe Cool Times Man of the Year, the Christmas #1 from 1978, BONEY M MARY'S BOY CHILD/OH MY LORD:
The Office of the President-elect flips his position on smoking in the White House. In a interview with Tom Brokaw on "Meet the Press," Obama sought to reassure the nation that while he occasionally sneaked a cigarette during the rigorous presidential campaign, he won't succumb to such temptations in the White House:
Obama was asked -- as he occasionally is, most recently by ABC's Barbara Walters -- whether he still sneaks a cigarette now and then. He suggested he does, but said he won't at his new address.
"What I said was that there were times where I have fallen off the wagon," Obama said. "What I would say is that I have done a terrific job under the circumstances of making myself much healthier, and I think that you will not see any violations of these rules in the White House."
Smokers in North Carolina and Virginia believed that if a smoker was elected President that would open the doors to smoking in Public buildings as in the past. Now, Obama is changing his position and reverting to a non-smoking policy, What more positions will Obama flip on? Smoking is not the only thing Obama is changing in the White House, Newport News has just seen the proposed signing at the entrance of the White House and Second Amendment Advocates are not going to be happy.
NO FOOD OR BEVERAGES
NO CHEWING GUM
NO STUN GUNS
NO GUNS OR AMMUNITIONS
Mr. Obama, this is the WE THE PEOPLE HOUSE and you are denying us our Liberty, smoking is one thing, but basic necessities such as food and Coca-Cola, and our guns, AMERICA WHAT HAVE WE ELECTED?
So how did Barack Obama turn North Carolina and Virginia BLUE?In a revealing look at the Exit Polls in VIRGINIA & NORTH CAROLINA it was the SMOKER VOTE that put Virginia and North Carolina in the BLUE.
Mr. Barack Obama campaigned in Tobacco country promising CHANGE and SMOKERS in NC & VA took Obama's mantra inside the voting booth. Seventy-Five percent (75%) of Smokers in NC & VA chose Obama over McCain. "There have been a couple of times during the campaign when I fell off the wagon and bummed one, and I had to kick it again," Obama tells the November issue of Men's Health. However, in researching this story Philip Morris has learned that Obama was telling only part of the story, the truth of the matter is that it was strategic move to bum cigarettes off typical smokers in rural Virginia and North Carolina. In discussing this matter with a Senior Adviser of the Obama campaign, who talked freely on the condition the advisor's identity would remain secret, stated that, "President-Elect Obama at beginning of his presidential campaign had a meeting with his top campaign advisers and in that meeting Mr. Obama circled the state of Virginia and said, 'if I win Virginia, uh, (pause) I will uh, be the uh, uh, the President,' so a strategy was devised in that secret meeting by seeking a demographic that crossed all voting groups in Virginia and that demographic was Smokers." The Senior adviser continued, "You see, Smokers are black, white, republicans, democrats, independents, old, young, male, female, etc. , so we developed what the Obama campaign termed Burn Baby Burn or BBB for short, to secure the smoker vote in Virginia." "Our BBB strategy was simple, as you know, McCain held a significant lead in both Virginia and North Carolina after the Republican National Convention, so the Obama campaign implemented Burn Baby Burn."
"On the campaign trail in Virginia, Mr. Obama would puff a cigarette while he spoke of change, or Mr. Obama would bum a cigarette from a typical smoker on the campaign trail stopping to puff and inhale while he connected with the bitter Bible-thumpers." "The polling reflected that it was working, by mid-October Obama was leading outside the margin of error in Virginia." BBB worked so well the campaign deployed the strategy in the heart of Dixie, North Carolina & Tobacco Road." "The success we had in North Carolina is exemplified by that chance encounter with Joe, Joe the Smoker." "At one point we had Mr. Obama jogging down Tobacco road with a Marlboro Menthol dangling from his mouth ( Mr. Obama brand of choice is anything Menthol: Marlboro, Kool, Newports)." The Senior Adviser continued, " Obama was jogging with some reporters and a cameraman, when he saw a typical bitter, rural, white, smoker playing catch with his son in typical small rural front yard, so Obama stopped and began to chat with the typical white person named Joe, and while they were talking Joe asked, 'Mr. Obama I am all out of smokes, can I have your smoke and I will vote for you?'" As you know, Mr. Obama took one more puff from the Marlboro Menthol Light and gave it to Joe the Smoker and as they say in Tobacco Road McCain's chance of winning went up in smoke." "Joe the Smoker puffed that menthol down to its last ash and smokers across Virginia and North Carolina realized Obama was a true smoker just like them and he would even give his last smoke to win a vote."
I contacted the McCain campaign in regard to this story and a top adviser within McCain's inner circle confirmed that by late October that the polling data within the McCain camp showed a shift in smokers going for Obama. "The McCain campaign even developed an ad showing McCain smoking while as a POW, but by then it was to late and Senator McCain dumped the ad."
I wanted to get the smokers take on this story, I found a group of six typical Virginia smokers smoking outside their office-complex. All six smokers voted for Obama. My question was easy, why? All of them agreed because Obama is just like us he is a smoker and he promised Change. I continued, what type of Change did he promise? They all were silent and looked at each other and then one of the male smokers responded, "well if the President can smoke in the White House, he is going to change it so we can smoke inside again." All the smokers shook their head in agreement, and I asked, did Mr. Obama say that? "Well not exactly, but that is what he is going to do."
In January 2007 Fox News Anchor Josh Gibson ran the story of Obama's "Dirty little secret," and talked of Obama's cigarette smoking. Mr. Gibson asked the question, "Would you vote for a smoker as President?" The answer is Yes, Virginia and North Carolina have decided that there is a new Marlboro Man and his name is Barack Obama.
This is satire by Lex Rex and is intended as a joke.