"I NEVER BELIEVE ANYTHING IS DO or DIE," quoth OBAMA, "NEVERMORE"

"NEVER BELIEVE ANYTHING IS DO OR DIE"

-The GRIM REAPER OBAMA-

In reading the article on AP, "Conservative Democrats BREAK RANKS ON HEALTH CARE" Obama was quoted saying that if Congress does not act on Health Care Reform by August 1, "I never believe anything is do or die."  In the words of John Stossel, "Give Me a Break."  Everything about this President the Grim Reaper has been DO OR DIE.  Lets take a look:

1) Obama Stimulus Package;  

Obama, "If we do not pass this Stimulus package now, all jobs will be lost and the world shall end."

2) Fiats purchase of Chrysler;

Obama, "If this does not happen Chrysler shall die."

3) Government Takeover of GM with quick Bankruptcy;

Obama, "If the government does not seize control of GM, GM will not exist in the future."

4) CAP & TRADE;

Obama, "If the United States does not cut carbon emissions by half, the world will die and we shall no longer exist."

5) Health Care Reform;

Obama, "If my health care reform does not go into effect, Americans will die.'

6) Stimulus Package II (The Sequel coming SOON);

Obama, "If there is not a second stimulus package, we will all die."

7) Obama's Budget;

Obama, "If my budget is not approved, we shall all surely die."

I could go on and on and on, but guess what?  You got the point, and Obama is always playing fast and loose with his teleprompter, Obama as you know, it is all DO or DIE, because Obama is like the Grim Reaper, Obama is like the Raven, NEVERMORE, NEVERMORE, NEVERMORE.

Quoth Obama, NEVERMORE.

-LEX REX